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St. Tikhon, Metropolitan Philip, and What Not to Wear

April 8, 2009

In case you missed it in this month’s (April) The Word, Metropolitan Philip made a few points about acculturation:

“Well, I saw pictures of St. Tikhon around the beginning of the 20th Century, and he was dressed like me. He had a collar and suit – a black suit and black shirt. I don’t think we can relate to this culture, we can relate to these people, to the people in this culture, if we all have cassocks and black jibbees and the Turkish hat, the black hat, and go to Nashville, Tennessee, or to Appalachia or somewhere. People will think that we are somehow from outer space. How can they relate to us? I mean first of all, they wouldn’t approach us to say hello or something. They’ll get scared of us. This is about external appearance.

We have not decided yet what kind of dress we should adopt in this country. I see some of my own priests, you see, in the Antiochian Archdiocese, walking around with ponytails and with long beards. Is that necessary for salvation? What does that have to do with the history of salvation? We don’t know whether our Lord had a beard or not. They paint Him or they picture Him as he had a beard. Everybody in those days had a beard. Everybody. And everybody had a cassock and an outer garment over the cassock, and the Turkish hat is an innovation. I mean it entered the Church during the Ottoman time.

We have to agree on our external identity, our identity as Orthodox, liturgically, we have to. We’re still using liturgies of the ancient world. I’m happy with it because I grew in Lebanon and I am familiar with the liturgy of St. John Chrysostom and I wouldn’t change it for anything else, because I am very familiar with it. But will the future Orthodox generation in this country accept this liturgy? This is up to them how to express themselves culturally, how to express their feelings, in their culture, in the Church. The music, for example. The music – we use Byzantine music. I like it. I am familiar with it, but some people don’t like it. Is that the music which we should have for the Church in this country?”

I worship in the Western Rite. I’m okay with it. I like the parish and I like the priest. The rite is supposed to be something I’m used to, but the fact is that I’m from the Broad Church of the Anglican world… smack dab in the middle between high (think Anglocatholic) and low (think clap happy). There was a time when the Lattitudinarian party… well.. we won’t go there. It was the happy medium of the Virginia Seminary across the river, so this whole high church bit is new to me. And though I went to an Episcopalian day school here in town at the National Cathedral, hey… we were kids. We had chapel three to four times during the school week,  and you acclimated. You sang, “Your feet smell.” And someone else would sing back, “Yeah, dude, and you forgot to shower.” The choir boys actually sang the real words… so there was always a cover up… but with most of the teachers back in the lounge getting that last cup of coffee or cigarette before the “little terrors” haunted their day, well… there were only a few old eggs on “ruler patrol”… and what can I say, “All religious institutions are not alike.”

Fact is, I think the dirty little (not so) secret is that if it weren’t for the liturgy of St. John, I wouldn’t be Orthodox. Maybe. I don’t know. Anyway… my ear’s only beef is with the Byzantine “harmony”…. which may have been Greek… and was probably Hebrew before that…. is… uh… “So you call this harmony?” That said, I enjoy Fr. Apostolos Hill’s recordings… and then after a while, I need to get back to the my ear’s native home. ‘Cause let’s face it, I’m one of those European-stock  heritage dudes, and that’s the harmony I understand… so East European, Russian, something… anything… seems more my speed. Not doing Asian or Indian either if we have a choice, but Native American or African – that’s cool. At St. Gregory’s we do the Rite of St. Gregory the Great… and it’s fine. I like it a lot, too. The hymns…. uh…. fit my wife’s old Methodist complaint about the Episcopalian so-called hymnal: “Dirges, dirges, and more dirges.” Whereas, I love just about anything Capella Romana wants to sing.

Okay. That’s my true confession. Now the extent to which Metropolitan Philip is right… I can attest it might have helped convert my wife to Orthodoxy, too. His notes… well they do indeed echo things she’s said put her off, so I read them to her, and she said, “They should listen to him.  He’s on to something.” Yeah. So it didn’t happen. Which means I guess I’m free to move about the country… only I’m not liking doing it alone every Sunday. Makes you feel kind of like some sort of Basque Separatist.. without the guns.

But life is what it is, and the Orthodox faith is so rich, you take it as it comes… or at least some of us do. And let me be quick to add that the Christianity she manages by nature, I come to through a thicker skin, with effort, with learning, and all my artifice and few redeeming qualities… but it is especially my knowledge of God and my relationship of love with God… that all come by way of her. So if ever one of us makes the hallowed pearly gates… yours truly will be let in only because, “Oh you’re with her? Alright… I guess if we have to.”

But rather than suppose as many might, that Metropolitan Philip’s comments and my own echo a protestant approach to the faith… I would underscore his emphasis on these as externals. And I think he’s seeing beyond the details… but I don’t think it’s all or none, nor is it one and not the other either. Rather there’s surely risk in change of one hair on one’s head – so all needs to be done with care. I realize this seems to go down the American Orthodoxy versus Orthodox-in-America split… but I don’t think it has to be seen that way, nor do I think that is the good Metropolitan’s suggestion.

Seems the point is simply that we all need to be realists. The more authentically realistic and non-pretentious we are while still maintaining the reverence for all that is sacred and holy and integrating this into our lives, our worship and our church in ways that clearly evince that the gospel of Jesus Christ lies at the core, the more we will have become Orthodox… not faux Orthodox, Orthodox Lite, or American Orthodox, or Disney, Greek, Russian, Antiochian or any other sort of hyphenated or non-hyphenated Orthodox… but the real thing.  Everyone of us has our givens and druthers… but that’s just not the point. The one given and druther common to all is for each of us to be whom we were meant to be… no more and no less.

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This is Going for it… Win or Swim

April 8, 2009

Somewhat off topic, but I can’t help keep watching this video. Broadcast reminds me of the old ABC’s Wide World of Sports. And to be young, and skilled enough to manage to get on one of these Aussie 18’s… would be the thrill of a lifetime. Especially as seen here sailing at 30 knots. Long ago, the class became so expensive they had to get corporate sponsors. Recall a 1990’s add with the Citibank sponsored boat’s crew shown in suits, ties and briefcases all out on the traps. So if you’ve ever enjoyed a Hobie… think Hobie only two to three times the speed. Yeah… you kind of have to be something of an acrobat and literally dance through the tacks… and most folks don’t manage it as well as these guys. But sure beats sitting out waiting for the wind in a tub.

Skiff sailing is an art of its own, though, and the Brits like to watch as much for the capsize dramatics as for the race. But it sure turns the old adage about a sail boat race having the excitement of watching the paint peel or the grass grow on its head. Enjoy the “cheeky” narrators almost as much as the footage!

Most of the skiff sailing… or any sailing video seems to select some pretty doggone… “I want to be edgy but I’m a yachtie” rock soundtracks to accompany the views… but this leaves off that banality (my son’s sent me links to a series of youtube cut-ups mocking Loggins & Messina’s “yacht rock”… yes, Dad’s are never edgy or with it).. and… well… that’s enough. Enjoy my fantasy… but like the Chesapeake Bay Log Canoe fantasy… one unlikely to get too close to reality. And if you’ve ever watched or been the little sailor in the soap bar of a sailboat boat moving along at a honking 1 knot in 3 knots of wind… or if you’ve ever gone out on someone’s boat for a sail only to wonder why…  or if you’ve even ridden a jonboat with one of those early 1-1/2 HP Seagull engines struggling to move forward against a 3 knot wind or 2 knot tide…. at least you can appreciate the contrast.

And as you get ready for that last push to Pascha (had to get a tie-in somewhere)… think of these guys. Will you capsize or jibe safely at the mark? Will you raise that spinnaker heedlessly on the last downhill run, or will you play it conservatively? Will you go for it… or will you swim? Don’t know about you, but I’m thinking it would sure help to have one of these Aussie announcers riding shot gun with us, huh? “Look… they’re going into the burger joint… and out the other side…these guys are really going for it… this is how it’s done… and on to the next mark at the Brie bar… they make the turn… and look at them go…” Okay… it’s an idea… and at this point in Lent…another fantasy.